[demonbee]

me, 700 days in without 1D:

Originally posted by dailydwight

[hipster]

if we date and break up you gotta unlearn all the cool shit i taught you. you gotta go back to being lame

[sistermaryfake]

self care routine be like

[pinchi]

You know when you clean your face really well and exfoliate and stuff and your face feels ten pounds lighter and clean and kind of raw, that’s how I want my heart to feel

[laughhard]

Cat goals

[shanology]

Your cat has a better social life than I do.

[dinglebrose]

okay but this might be my favorite one

I’m loyal and kinky af, what more could you want?

[virgohumor]

god has abandoned us all